A recent discovery in the scientific community has led to research in finding the cure to a new virus. As of this
time none have been discovered, but the cause has been located. Scientists believe the virus was the result of the fraternization
of two male subjects. The virus can be potentionally terminal, although no fatalities have been reported, but it is
spreading rapidly. The following symptoms are associated with contracting the disease and you should seek medical attention
immediately upon notice:
*Waynimus latimus - turning in school projects late
*passime dapen - coming to class unprepared
*Batmanimus fallingus - jumping down entire flights of stairs
*wimpumus tearingus - crying during a movie at inappropriate times
*mmmpie lobobulus - having an unusual fondness of pie
*fagulus humorous - behavior that may be misinterpretted as homosexual in nature
*suckinup syndrome - having a relationship with your vice principal
*Cujo symplex - constant masturbation
*using foul language at inopportune moments
*prone to being assaulted by girls
*being attracted to Russian women/porn stars
*whippinus submittingess - having a fondness for people involved with sadio machochistic behavior
*dressingus womanuss - wearing a skirt for $20
*exposinatus partus - having a zipper that's always down so the world has to see what underwear you may or may
not be wearing
