Here's the situation: you're stuck alone, abandoned in the woods with a friend.  Your only supplies are matches, condoms, graham crackers, marshmallows, edible underwear, chocolate and a tent.

 

You have certain options:

A. make smores and water balloons

B. have freaky-deaky sex in the tent until you die or someone finds you

C. use the supplies to get out of the woods and get to the outside world

 

If you chose A, you are completely platonic.

If you chose B, you have sick, dirty feelings for the person.

If you chose C, you are sane and thinking.