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Don't Be Around

Stay away from me,

Can't you see?

I don't want to be around you.

 

You're obnoxious

And your presence is toxic;

You drain my energy.

 

When I say,

Don't be around

I mean I want you to

Either find someone new to annoy

Or go screw yourself

So you can save the gene pool

From your disease

That you seem to leave unnoticed.

 

How can someone be so lame?

And not have a single clue?

Get over your stupidity

And make yourself

Live away from society.

 

It's not like anyone never told you

Just how retarded you can be,

So take my razor and end our misery!

 

Not a squeak,

Not a squeal,

Not a sound,

Don't make me

Hide you so

You won't be found.

(A/N: This was written sarcastically and is not intended to be considered actual poetry, but what the heck!)